The Story of Corruption in Malaysia. Part 1: It Takes Two to Tango.

Once upon a time, Malaysia was a peaceful land of law and order. The people weren't bitchy, the government wasn't putrid, and nobody had incestual sex. What? You didn't think this level of breakdown in rational thinking among the population was just because bubble tea became a staple beverage did you? Come visit  Malaysia during election season. It's like a country of grumpy, sexually frustrated rednecks.

Well, everything was fine and dandy until one day...

And so the first bribe ever changed hands. Twas a dark day indeed for Malaysia. The following night, somebody slept with his cousin. I'm not exactly sure who, but if he's ever reading this, know that you are a significant factor which initiated the degradation of a nation.

It quickly became obvious to others that certain people were getting benefits they don't have. I mean, the bribers and bribables weren't exactly discreet about it.

Meanwhile, on the other end of the corruption strata...

Wait... Was the iPhone invented back then? I'm not sure... I don't think I can remember how life was before the Apple Revolution.
Anyway, as you can imagine, the foulness began spilling out to the rest of the masses...

To be continued in Part 2.